The Legal Bit · Privacy
Your data, our manners,
and what we promise not to do with it.
Last updated May 19, 2026
Right. Let us begin with a confession. Every website on Earth says it "takes your privacy seriously," which is the digital equivalent of a man in a velour tracksuit promising he is "very serious about fitness." Most are lying. We are going to try not to.
This page exists because we collect a small amount of information about you, the law quite reasonably requires us to explain what we do with it, and the alternative is a wall of impenetrable Latin written by a solicitor who charges by the syllable. So here, in plainish English, is the truth of the matter.
On this page
Section 01
Who we are
AUTODYSSEY ("we", "us", "our") operates the website at autodyssey.com and the related services described on it. We are the data controller of the personal information described below, for the purposes of data-protection law. You can reach us at privacy@autodyssey.com whenever you would like to.
Section 02
What we collect, and why
Different bits of the site need different bits of you. We try to ask for the least possible at any moment, which is more than can be said for most things in modern life.
- Account information. Your username, email address, hashed password, and any profile details you choose to add. We need this to recognise you when you come back and to stop somebody else pretending to be you.
- Vehicle and project content. The photos, notes, build records, parts lists, and stories you upload to the Vault, the Garage, or your profile. This belongs to you. We hold it so you and the people you choose can see it.
- Commerce information. Shipping addresses, order history, and the limited card details Stripe hands back to us. We never see your full card number, because frankly we do not want to.
- Usage information. Which pages you visit, which stories you read all the way through, which products people click but never buy. This tells us what is working and what is so dull that nobody finished it.
- Device information. Browser type, operating system, IP address, rough location based on that IP. Standard stuff that the internet itself sends to every server you talk to.
- Communications. Anything you send us by email, contact form, or feedback widget, so we can actually reply.
Section 03
How we use it
We process your personal data on one of the lawful bases the GDPR provides. The plain translation of those bases is roughly as follows.
- To run the service. Logging you in, showing you your own garage, sending the order you paid for, processing returns. This is contract performance.
- To keep the service upright. Spotting fraud, blocking abuse, fixing bugs, paying tax, keeping the lights on. This is our legitimate interest in not being out of business by Tuesday.
- To make the service better. Looking at aggregate patterns so we know which stories land, which products people actually want, and which features were a vanity project. Also legitimate interest.
- To talk to you. Sending you the newsletter you asked for, the receipts you should keep, and the occasional update about something we have built. Marketing only with your consent, which you can withdraw at any time.
- To obey the law. Responding to a court order, a tax authority, or any other official who has the right to ask. We will tell you when we are allowed to.
Section 05
How long we keep it
Account data lives as long as your account does, plus a short tail in case you change your mind about deleting it. Order records have to be kept for seven years for tax reasons, which is not our rule but everybody's. Usage logs are kept in identifiable form for ninety days and then either deleted or aggregated beyond recognition.
Section 06
Where it lives
Our servers are in the European Union and the United States. When data moves between the two it does so under Standard Contractual Clauses approved by the European Commission, which is the boring document version of a sealed diplomatic pouch.
Section 07
Your rights
You can ask us, at any time, to do any of the following. We will respond within a month, free of charge, unless your request is genuinely excessive (one chap once asked for everything, in print, in Comic Sans).
- Tell you what personal data we hold about you and give you a copy.
- Correct anything that is wrong.
- Delete it, where we are not required by law to keep it.
- Restrict how we use it while a question is being resolved.
- Object to processing we have based on legitimate interest.
- Receive your data in a portable, machine-readable format.
- Withdraw any consent you have previously given.
- Complain to your local supervisory authority if you think we have got it wrong.
Section 08
Security
Passwords are hashed with bcrypt and never stored in readable form. Traffic is encrypted in transit with TLS. Admin access is role-gated, logged, and reviewed. We are, however, a small team running on the open internet, so we will not pretend we are unhackable. If something does go wrong we will tell you, promptly, in plain language, with whatever advice is actually useful.
Section 09
Children
The service is not intended for anyone under the age of sixteen. Please come back when you are older, ideally with a project car of your own.
Section 10
Changes to this policy
We may update this page as the service evolves. The "last updated" date at the top will change when we do, and for anything material we will tell you by email before it takes effect. We will not change it quietly and hope you do not notice.
Section 11
Talk to us
Questions, complaints, requests, corrections, or simply a confused email about cookies all go to privacy@autodyssey.com. A real human reads it.
